I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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