trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
lol hangovers are for mortals.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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