Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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