You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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