She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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