He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Randomize
