so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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