Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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