I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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