Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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