I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
wow bdsm is so cute
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