Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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