I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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