So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
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