The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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