she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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