just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
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