you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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