I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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