I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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