um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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