Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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