Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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