'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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