..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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