good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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