I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Is it because I queefed?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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