thus making me awesome and them whores
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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