id be glad to
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Randomize
