Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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