There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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