i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
The struggles of a small town man whore
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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