The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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