I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
