It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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