one might say we're banned from that church
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
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