she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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