he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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