How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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