ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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