Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I lost the right to judge tonight
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