come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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