Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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