Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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