I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I understand Curling. That high.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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