are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I just googled if crying burns calories
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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