Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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