I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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