with your own penis?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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