did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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