Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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