spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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