It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Come see our sink grown plant.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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