Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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